We File Lawsuits.
Winning Them is Optional.
Zero documented wins. $10 billion in claims filed. 100+ investigations announced. Accountability is coming. Results are not.
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Practice Areas
We exclusively focus on generating litigation headlines
Memecoin Investigations
Lost money on a memecoin? So did our lead plaintiff. He continues trading on the same platform.
We'll announce an investigation immediately. Outcomes sold separately.
NFT Rug Pull Recovery
We were at the party. Now we represent clients against the hosts.
No conflict of interest concerns whatsoever, ser.
RICO Allegations
When the SEC says memecoins aren't securities, we pivot to racketeering claims.
Flexibility is our strength. Legal theories are suggestions.
Class Action Filings
We file the same lawsuit twice against the same defendant.
Judges love this efficient approach to litigation.
Investigation Announcements
Any project can be "under investigation" with a single press release.
Bullish for our Twitter engagement metrics.
Strategic Pivots
When one legal theory fails, we seamlessly transition to another.
We've ALWAYS been focused on RICO claims.
Active Cases
Perpetually pending, endlessly promising
Pump.fun / Solana Ecosystem RICO Action
$5.5 billion • Filed January 2025
The DOGSHIT2 Situation
$23 million market cap (briefly) • Filed Halloween 2024
$HAWK (Hawk Tuah) Memecoin
$TBD • Filed December 2024
Libra Token (Argentina Connection)
$400+ million • Filed March 2025
Our Process
How we appear to do something without accomplishing anything
Announce Investigation
Announce investigation with impressive damage numbers. $440 million! $5.5 billion! The bigger the better. Announcements are free and generate headlines.
File Lawsuit
File lawsuit with attention-grabbing claims. Generate headlines. Onboard clients. Consider filing the same lawsuit twice for maximum efficiency.
Navigate Motions
Respond to motions indefinitely. Amend complaints. Pivot legal theories when the SEC contradicts your arguments. This can take years.
Announce New Investigation
While existing cases languish in motions practice, announce new investigations. The cycle continues. Results remain perpetually pending.
"Crypto key opinion leaders hating the law firm is the best endorsement we could ask for."
— Magnus Daugschiit, Esq.
When asked about criticism
Lost Money in Crypto?
You may be entitled to join a class action that will remain pending for years. We work on contingency. We only get paid if we eventually recover anything. (We have not.)
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