DaugschiitXBT Intelligence
The Arsenal
Every transaction is a confession. You just need to know how to read it. These are the tools behind the investigations.
OSINT Dashboard
14 API sources. 7-phase pipeline. Multi-entity investigation workspace with flow maps, sybil detection, and evidence trails.
API Key RequiredInvestigation Reports
Evidence-grade forensic reports with findings, data provenance, and shareable links. Every claim is on-chain.
GeneratedSybil Detection
Louvain community detection algorithm identifies coordinated wallet clusters through shared funding and timing.
API Key RequiredSerial Deployer Scanner
Traces deployer history across all token launches. Rug rate calculation, victim loss estimation, network mapping.
API Key RequiredReal-Time Watchlist
Flag addresses. Get notified when they move. DaugschiitXBT monitors flagged wallets 24/7.
Team OnlyCross-Investigation Matching
pgvector similarity search across behavioral embeddings. Surfaces connections between investigations.
Team OnlyLegacy Collection
The Burwick Toolkit
For the traditionally-minded litigator. Six satirical tools that capture the art of ambulance-chasing, strategic pivots, and carefully crafted legal language.
Investigation Announcement Generator
Transform any crypto project into an official-sounding investigation announcement.
Pro Tips
Have a Real Claim?
While these tools are satirical, if you've actually been rugged by a crypto project, we're always collecting stories for documentation purposes.
SATIRICAL TOOLS DISCLAIMER: These tools are created for entertainment and educational purposes only. Do not use generated content for actual legal filings, investment decisions, or defamation. SATIRE NOTICE | Daugschiit Law is a satirical parody and fictional law firm created for entertainment purposes only. Magnus Daugschiit is a fictional character. This website does not provide legal advice and no attorney-client relationship is formed. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is intended as commentary and satire protected under the First Amendment.