Investigation Announcement Generator
Transform any crypto project into an official-sounding investigation announcement.
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Pro Tips
1The bigger the claimed damages, the better the headline
2Always include "DMs open" for authenticity
3Vague language is a feature, not a bug
4Legal theories can be swapped out later
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