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Accountability Toolkit

Six satirical tools to help you understand the art of crypto litigation announcements, strategic pivots, and carefully crafted legal language.

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Investigation Announcement Generator

Transform any crypto project into an official-sounding investigation announcement.

Pro Tips

1The bigger the claimed damages, the better the headline

2Always include "DMs open" for authenticity

3Vague language is a feature, not a bug

4Legal theories can be swapped out later

Enter any crypto project name

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