Operating Doctrine
The Positions.
The Pipeline. The Difference.
Daugschiit Law does not fabricate findings. We investigate deployers, not protocols. We publish evidence, not speculation. These are our standing positions. The doctrine that governs how DaugschiitXBT operates. Specific investigations publish here as they close.
Protocol Defense: Pump.fun
Daugschiit Law's position: Pump.fun is infrastructure. The protocol is not the problem. Humans who exploit it are. DaugschiitXBT targets deployers, not platforms.
"You don't sue the highway when someone drives drunk. You arrest the driver."
— DaugschiitXBT
Doctrine: Serial Deployers
Repeat ruggers leave the same fingerprints every time. Funding path. Metadata pattern. LP removal timing. The pipeline identifies these across deployments. When evidence crosses our desk, the findings publish here.
"The blockchain is a filing cabinet. Every rug is a receipt. We do not fabricate receipts. We pull them."
— DaugschiitXBT
Doctrine: Celebrity Promoters
When a celebrity launches a token and insiders dump within the hour, "I did not know" is not a defense. It is either a confession of coordination or negligence so profound it collapses into intent. The on-chain record does not forgive either.
"They counted on you staying silent. Their contract said otherwise. Their wallet said otherwise. Document everything."
— DaugschiitXBT
Doctrine: Sybil Clusters
One operator running multiple wallets to fake organic demand is not a strategy. It is a signature. Louvain community detection on shared funding paths and temporal correlation identifies coordinated clusters that manual review would never catch.
"The algorithm does not care how many wallets you spin up. It cares that they all came from the same funder within the same five minutes."
— DaugschiitXBT
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